While on maternity leave, a woman from our office brought in her new bundle of joy.  She also had her seven-year-old son with her.  Everyone gathered around the baby, and the little boy asked, "Mommy, can I have some money to buy a soda?"

"What do you say?" she asked.

Respectfully, the boy replied, "You're thin and beautiful."

The woman reached in her purse and gave her son the money.