The young woman was jogging when she saw a wizened old man, smiling at her from his porch.

"You look so happy!" she said to him.  "What's your secret and for a long satisfying life?"

"Well, I smoke three packs of cigarettes every day and I drink a case of whisky every week.  On top of that I never exercise, and I eat a lot of fatty foods."

"That is amazing," the woman said.  "And how old are you?"

He answered, "thirty-two."