| MONDAYS: | |
| 8:00 | "Husseinfeld" |
| 8:30 | "Mad About Everything" |
| 9:00 | "Suddenly Sanctions" |
| 9:30 | "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show" |
| 10:00 | "Allah McBeal" |
| TUESDAYS: | |
| 8:00 | "Wheel of Fortune and Terror" |
| 8:30 | "The Price is Right If Saddam Says It's Right" |
| 9:00 | "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things" |
| 9:30 | "Iraq's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers" |
| 10:00 | "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer" |
| WEDNESDAYS: | |
| 8:00 | "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed" |
| 8:30 | "When Kurds Attack" |
| 9:00 | "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Fatwah" |
| 9:30 | "Just Shoot Me" |
| 10:00 | "Veilwatch" |
| THURSDAYS: | |
| 8:00 | "Matima Loves Chachi" |
| 8:30 | "M*U*S*T*A*S*H" |
| 9:00 | "Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses" |
| 9:30 | "My Two Baghdads" |
| 10:00 | "Diagnosis: Heresy" |
| FRIDAYS: | |
| 8:00 | "Judge Saddam" |
| 8:30 | "Funniest Super 8 Home Movies" |
| 9:00 | "Captured Iranian Soldiers Say the Darndest Things" |
| 9:30 | "Achmed's Creek |
| 10:00 | "No-witness News" |