Hymns, the way we'd sing them if we were honest:

• I Surrender Some
• There Shall Be Sprinkles of Blessings
• Fill My Spoon, Lord
• Oh, How I Like Jesus
• He's Quite a Bit to Me
• I Love to Talk About Telling the Story
• Take My Life and Let Me Be
• It is My Secret What God Can Do
• There is Scattered Cloudiness in My Soul Today
• Onward, Christian Reserves
• Where He Leads Me, I Will Consider Following
• Just As I Pretend to Be
• When the Saints Go Sneaking In
• Sit Up, Sit Up for Jesus
• A Comfy Mattress Is Our God
• Self-esteem to the World! The Lord Is Come
• Oh, for a Couple of Tongues to Sing
• Amazing Grace, How Interesting the Sound
• Go Tell It on the Speed Bump
• Special, Special, Special
• Lord, Keep Us Loosely Connected to Your Word
• Praise God from whom All Affirmations Flow
• My Hope Is Built on Nothing Much
• O, God, Our Enabler in Ages Past
• I Lay My Inappropriate Behaviors on Jesus
• Pillow of Ages, Fluffed for Me
• All Hail the Influence of Jesus' Name!
• When Peace, Like a Trickle
• I'm Fairly Certain that My Redeemer Lives
• We Give Thee but Still Think We Own
• What an Acquaintance We Have in Jesus
• My Faith Looks Around for Thee
• Joyful, Joyful We Think Thee Pretty Good
• Blessed Hunch
• Above Average Is Thy Faithfulness
• We Are Milling Around in the Light of God
• Spirit of the Living God, Fall Somewhere Near Me
• Blest Be the Tie that Doesn't Cramp My Style