- You Are Different and That's Bad
- Pop! Goes The Hamster... And Other Great Microwave Games
- Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Household Pets
- Babar Meets the Taxidermist
- Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
- The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
- Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom'sPurse
- Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
- The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead
- How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School
- Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear
- Strangers Have the Best Candy
- The Little Sissy Who Snitched
- Some Kittens Can Fly!
- Getting More Chocolate on Your Face
- Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
- Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
- The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!
- The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
- Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
- Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Become Friends
- That's it, I'm Putting You up for Adoption
- The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
- Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
- You Were an Accident
- Your Nightmares Are Real
- Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
- Eggs, Toilet Paper and Your School